This chart is a set-up!

You… you gotta believe me, honey. I wouldn’t do a thing like this – I told ya, I’m outta the knitting game: I promised you I wouldn’t touch a filthy needle again, and I meant it.

This is a fix! I never even heard of this Elizabeth Freeman broad, I swear to God. Ae – Aeo – Aeolian, what is she testing out all the vowels on her keyboard – I can’t even pronounce that. I tell you, sweetheart, some knithead’s set me up! It's a set-up! This is a… [repeats as police car drives away]